More Wierdness From My State

Dentist Charged With Assault In Semen Squirting Case

A former North Carolina dentist accused of squirting semen into the mouths of female patients was charged Monday with multiple misdemeanor counts of assault on a female.
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The North Carolina Board of Dental Examiners revoked [Dr. John] Hall's license in August after six former patients testified in Raleigh that the dentist made them swallow what they now believe was his semen.

Now, what can I add to that? Honestly, I can't think of anything. Dang, you pay these boys a fortune for even routine dental work and one of them pulls something like this on you? At least as a middle-aged man the likelyhood of someone doing this to me personally is probably pretty slim -- this sort of outrage seems to be visited solely upon women.

Of course, the good doctor is denying this vehemently, despite the fact that police found syringes in his office with traces of his semen in them. Maybe next time he won't go for the cheap homemade masturbation aid, but instead for the Cyborgasmatrix Heat Melt Elastomer Gel Evaluation Torso instead. (via Jesus' General)

Oops. Forgot to give a link to the original.